my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
(Source: mrs-prozac, via unicornsandrainbowmoustaches)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
excuse you, god’s status as mexican food was discussed in the winchester gospel 5:2
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